You are.... I don't know what insult I can throw after being called broken for eating my greens

We know Ira is busted beyond redemption

And there is nothing wrong with silverbeet and brussel sprouts if they are cooked correctly.

Try yams for your veggie eating plecos. My royal plecos love them and they don't seem to rot if not eaten in a day or two.

I have bristlenoses that love zuchini, and i now have rams and tetras, what veges would they like? and how do i prepare them, just cut em up and dump em in?

Experiment. Just be careful unpeeled fruit and veg is thoroughly washed to get rid of spray residue.